Wednesday, October 18, 2006

City Living: The Aggravations

1. Poop. Poop on the sidewalks. Poop on the benches. Poop on the train. Human poop. Bird poop. Dog poop. Poop.

2. Spatial idiots. Not paying attention to the rest of the world. Anticipate, people.

3. Unidentified liquids. Puddles. Pee? Toxic waste? As Shawn likes to refer to these puddles: "breeding grounds."

4. Creepy old men on public transportation. Stop staring at the little girl's neck.

5. Guy who thinks he can run--RUN--onto a crowded train carrying a posterboard five feet in length. Thanks for the jab!

6. Poop. Wait. I said this already.

7. Too. Many. People. Okay. That's all. For now.

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