Things I Learned This Weekend

1. Walk Like an Egyptian is a crowd-pleasing karaoke selection.

2. Giving away a pair of tickets to a Black Crowes concert is not easy.

3. Sometimes one breakfast sandwich just isn't enough.

4. I've been doing push-ups incorrectly my entire life.

5. I can actually do push-ups.

6. Losing your wallet is one of the worst feelings in the world.

7. Finding your wallet is one of the best feelings in the world!

8. $105 buys a hell of a lot of PBR.

9. Haphazardly hanging from the top handrail in a moving subway car can result in much damage to the lower back region.

10. Fiber is my new best friend.